My male friends say I am too picky. In fact I believe "Bitch" is their preferred term. My defense? I am surrounded by losers! Everyday, like all women, I am bombarded with the most ridiculous, absurd, cheeseball, creepy, grotesque, crude, pathetic pickup lines in the world. Yet everyday these men wonder why they're shot down. Every line in this blog is an exact quote from an original source. There are no duplicate offenders in here! So let's see just how many losers one woman can cross paths with.....men please take note on how NOT to act!